The a button is sticky as a bees turd. I’m currently training in a different building. Their cafeteria CRUSHES ours. The next step, obviously, is applying for gigs in this building. So much down time. Here’s a list of shit I’ve googled:

• 5th gen Elkys
• parts for 5th gen Elkys
• pistol grip Mossbergs
• motorcycle innards
• where to buy a Thruxton within state lines

As you can tell, I’ve had a really productive day. Can someone please remind me to bring my ipod tomorrow.