me: mmm
JDHB: hey man, don’t ignore me!
me: sorry man, it’s honey.
JDHB: yea, I know, not the first time people overlook me.
me: don’t be such a fucking girl bro.
JDHB: FUCK YOU!
me: calm down, I know you’re around if that makes you feel any better.
JDHB: it does.
