That’s my bitch, Based God! PLEASE fuck her!

Ed’s note: I haven’t heard one Lil B track in it’s entirety. I just love that quote.

I’m not one to make New Year’s resolutions. But over the past weeks of this brand new year, I’ve made an effort to curb my unwarranted complaining. I realized I am blessed. Very blessed. I have a great life. And if I were making comparisons to the lives that other people across the globe are stuck with, I probably have more than I deserve. With that said, FUCK SNOW AND WINTER AND THE FOOL THAT HALF-ASSED PLOWED A THIRD OF MY BLOCK. And I’m just going to leave it at that.

Timberland Gore-Tex, yellow suede NBs, flannel shirts and standard issue military bottoms are some of the things that are plotting on my checking account right now. Will someone please come ring my door bell and greet me with a jab to the nose and alert me that my senseless spending is out of control. What’s funny, to me at least, is that I can come up with a pretty good arguement that would justify the acquisition of some of those items. You can’t tell me Gore-Tex boots aren’t an investment, you just can’t.

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