I gotta get it. I gots gots to get it. It’s almost tax refund time. Normally, I’d just take half of it and spread it around my kaiser roll of debt and buy alcohol, food and footwear with the other half. This year, I was looking to join the Apple clan, but my 2 weeks aboard back in December have me rethinking how I should spend the money Uncle Sam is re-gifting. Plus, saving is for suckers. And responsible white people. I’m neither.