In 72 hours or so I’ll be somewhere over Europe. It’ll be my first time traveling internationally, not including that wack ass cruise to Bermuda where I ran up a bar tab of 300 bucks. And I didn’t buy one broad a drink. Crazy. I’m bottling my glee. But I’m not downplaying how anxious I am. My luggage is packed. Books have been purchased. Ipod, locked and loaded. Alla’dat. Now I’m just trying to figure out what coat to wear.

Speaking of outerwear, this fine ho finally arrived today. BUTTER. SOFT.